Aries (March 21 – April 19): Marco?
Taurus (April 20 – May 20):.Many hands.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): You, are foudroyant.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): April showers bring rainbows. Go find some.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): Nyctalopic octothrope.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): There’s gum on your shoes. Both of them.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): Politeal Popinjays Play Ping Pong.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Boo.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Name a country.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Hitherto.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): [create your own]
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): POLO!
