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Pineapples have the most corrosive sap of any pine tree.
Eve actually ate a pineapple, not an apple, so pineapples are responsible for your sins.
38% of Super Mario Bro. VIllains are based on pineapples
There’s an enzyme in pineapples that makes them eat through your teeth when you eat them.
Some people have a genetic variation that makes pineapples taste like cilantro to them, leading to the pineapple on pizza debate.
Pineapples are a healthy vegetarian alternative to pizza crust.
1341 pinto beans = 1 cup pineapple
Florida is also known as “The Pineapple State”
Pina Coladas originate in Colorado. They’re a mixed drink made of pineapple juice and colorado sand, leading to the name.
Pineapples were invented by Bloomberg in 1987.
The Pina Colada song is about a man cheating on his wife with her twin sister.
The Chiquita Banana lady isn’t wearing a pineapple hat, that’s her hair.
It was once thought that pineapple extract could be used as an antibiotic, but instead it just made cuts hurt a lot and made the bacteria stronger.
Skin products made of pineapple were banned because a pineapple face mask caused chemical burns.
Jack o Lanterns used to be made of pineapples until Global Cooling made it too cold for pineapples in the US in October.
Wellesley’s mascot is the Pineapple King.
Context: When Alia asked me to write an article last semester she explained they were looking for things in the intersection of this venn diagram for Olink: Positive, True, and Relevant to Olin. I can still write about things outside that intersection, but those are more suited for Frankly Speaking.
And what’s the inverse of the union of those circles? Negative lies about pineapples.