Maroon – You want to blend in at the busiest lunch table, but being around people is scary. Not as scary as being alone, though.
Red – You always sit down at the busiest table in the dining hall, you need lunch buddies to fill the void of loneliness in your heart.
Orange – You love sunlight and golden hour. You’re sad that the sun sets so early in winter. You’re… not from around here, are you?
Yellow – You aren’t good at checking your phone, which means you never know when your friends are eating lunch. So when you sit down at the table they all get up to leave and you are left there with your sandwich with only one bite in it and your thoughts.
Lime green – Like the green m&m you were once sexy and cool but now you’ve changed to be more appealing to the public (and to distract from the child slavery lawsuits).
Teal blue – Are you a California kid who’s missing the beach and warm weather? This won’t get you any closer, but props for trying.
Navy blue – You enjoy sitting alone on cold, winter nights. Loser.
Purple – You talk with your hands, and always a tad bit louder than the person you are talking to. You have main character energy but your friends like you anyway.
White – Your Mii is the default Mii, you are more basic than pumpkin spice, you haven’t changed your laptop’s wallpaper.
Black – You’re feeling edgy, trying to relive your middle school emo phase. You have RGB LEDs in your room that you never turn off.
Has only used navy blue plates since you started at Olin – You are Bennett Taylor… why?
Napkin – Class started 5 min ago you are never going to be on time again in your life why did you ever think “Olin time” was funny? You haven’t done your laundry in at least two weeks.