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FRANZLY SPEAKING: What are your plans for the future?
FRANZ SCHNEIDER: Blue LEDs.
FS: Blue LEDs?
F.S.: Yeah, blue LEDs. I’m serious. If you want to make anything look futuristic spacey, all you have to do is add blue LEDs onto it. Blue LEDs are the future.
FS: Huh, okay. What would you say is your greatest weakness?
F.S.: Hmm, I might have to think about that one… At the moment, being unable to deal well with changes to the plan that I had.
FS: Cryptic. What are your opinions on Mafia?
F.S.: I think it’s interesting, but I don’t play it. I enjoy watching it, it’s amusing. But I don’t play it.
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