Overheard at Olin

Oh my god, I hate the sound of my voice.”
“That’s MY voice.”

“Peanut butter shoe, peanut butter shoe…I should go to jail for that song.”

“MATLAB validates my gender identity.”

“How confident are you that you that you can hold onto your balls?”

“So we’re killing two [birds with one stone]…oh wait, I guess we’re not supposed to say kill because vegans get offended.”

“Look at how we manipulated turtles before.”

“Looks like a smurf at a rave.”

“You don’t know how to levitate? How the fuck did you get into Olin?”

“I went into my mind-synagogue, and I couldn’t find Cotton Eye Joe anywhere.”

“He most definitely does not have a full set of gentleman’s tackle.”

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