Extremely Accurate and Serious Horoscopes

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): Be careful to tell the truth in the upcoming weeks, because your lies will come back to haunt you.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Mimic a trait you admire in others.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Be cautious of taking out your frustration on your friends. Remember they have your best interests at heart.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Go into Boston. It will be exceptionally easy this month. You will be able to enjoy the city in a new way.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Don’t worry so much about your grades. You’re doing fine. Find your passion instead.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): Don’t let the extra criticism get you down/ Use it as an opportunity to grow as an individual.

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Each task in your life is like a sheet of paper – it doesn’t seem like much until you let it pile up and it stacks out of control.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): The dining hall will serve a food that you haven’t tried but will love. Taste around.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Watch out for the Kissing Disease (aka. the freshmen plague) [aka. don’t break the six week rule].

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Reconnect with an old friend and look for opportunities to meet new people and enhance your social life.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): Watch out for team conflict in the coming week.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): The decision you made last Friday will turn out to have some negative repercussions. Try to head them off early.

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